Donnaleigh — Tarot Slogans

Here we go…a walk through the Majors again, but this time in the form of quick words from the personality of each card.
And now…a word from our sponsor:
FOOL — “Let your fingers do the walking.” – Yellow Pages
MAGICIAN -”Raise your hand if you’re sure.” Sure deodorant
HIGH PRIESTESS – “See what the future has in store.” – Future Shop
EMPRESS – “Kid tested. Mother approved.” – Kix breakfast cereal
EMPEROR – “I liked it so much I bought the company.” – Remington shavers
HIEROPHANT – “We answer to a higher authority.” Hebrew National
LOVERS – “Thousands of possibilities. Get yours.” – Best Buy
CHARIOT -”Keeps going and going and going.” – Energizer Batteries,
STRENGTH -”It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken.” – Perdue
HERMIT “It’s Time for U” – UPN
WHEEL – “The ultimate driving machine” – BMW
JUSTICE – “Fair and balanced” – FOX News
HANGED MAN – “It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.” – Timex Corporation
DEATH – “Kills Bugs Dead” – Raid
TEMPERANCE – “Still the One” – ABC
DEVIL -”Between love and madness lies Obsession.”
TOWER – “More Doctors Smoke Camels than any other Cigarette” — Camel cigarettes
STAR – Full of Eastern Promise” – Fry’s Turkish Delight
MOON – “Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Maybelline” – Maybelline
SUN – “We love to see you smile” – McDonald’s
JUDGEMENT – “We bring good things to life.” – GE (General Electric)
WORLD – “Welcome to the World Wide Wow” – AOL
Other station breaks:
Ace of Cups – “Obey your thirst.” Sprite
2 of Cups “A diamond is forever.” – De Beers Consolidated Mines
3 of Cups – “Sometimes you feel like a nut; sometimes you don’t.” Almond Joy & Mounds bars
4 of Cups – “If you don’t get it, you don’t get it.” – The Washington Post, 1990s
5 of Cups – “I want my MTV.” MTV (Music Television — which now has no music)
6 of Cups – “Pepsi – for those who think young” – Pepsi
7 of Cups: “Thousands of possibilities. Get yours.” – Best Buy
9 of Cups – “We drink all we can. The rest we sell.”Utica Club
10 of Cups – “Oh, what a feeling!” Toyota
Page of Cups – “Preparing to be a beautiful lady.” Pear Soap
Queen of Cups – ” For that Feminine Look You Always Wanted.” Rachel’s Wigs & Beauty Salon, Chicago
King of Cups -“It’s Miller time!” Miller Beer
Ace of Swords – “Never Scratches” – Lyric Records
2 of Swords – “Just Do It.” Nike
3 of Swords – “Calgon take me away!” Calgon bath softener
4 of Swords -”The pause that refreshes” – Coca Cola
5 of Swords – “You got peanut butter in my chocolate! You got chocolate in my peanut butter!” Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups
6 of Swords -”Where do you want to go today?” – Microsoft
7 of Swords -”Betcha can’t eat just one.” Lay’s Potato Chips
8 of Swords – “Think outside the box.” Apple Computer
9 of Swords – “When it rains, it pours!” Morton Salt
10 of Swords – “Cash if you die. Cash if you don’t.” Lloyd’s Life Insurance
Page of Swords – “A mind is a terrible thing to waste.” – United Negro College Fund
Queen of Swords – “High drama for every single lash. Estee Lauder / Projectionist High Definition Volume Mascara
King of Swords -”I think, therefore IBM.”- IBM
Ace of Pentatcles – “Breakfast of Champions” – Wheaties
2 of Pentacles -”Lifts and separates” – PlaytexCross-Your-Heart bra
3 of Pentacles – Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.State Farm Insurance
4 of Pentacles – “Please don’t squeeze the Charmin.” Charmin bathroom tissue
or… “L’eggo my Eggo!” Eggo Waffles
5 of Pentacles – “Zurich. Because Change Happenz.” Zurich Insurance
6 of Pentacles – “What would you do for a Klondike Bar?” – Klondike Bar
7 of Pentacles – “Hungry? Why wait?” Snickers bar
8 of Pentacles – “Each Record a Masterpiece” – Van Dyke Records
9 of Pentacles – “Because I’m worth it.” L’Oréal
10 of Pentacles – “Glade. The welcoming scent of home.” Glade Air Freshener
Page of Pentacles – All the news that’s fit to print. – The New York Times
Queen of Pentacles – “Aviva. Taking care of what’s important.: Aviva insurance group, UK
King of Pentacles – “The bank that likes to say Yes” – Trustee Savings Bank
Ace of Wands- “First with the Hits” – Mercury Records
2 of Wands – “Where’s the beef?” Wendy’s
3 of Wands – “Be all that you can be.” United States Army
4 of Wands – “Quality entertainment you welcome home.” Festival cable company
5 of Wands – “Give me a break, give me a break; break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar.” Kit Kat
6 of Wands – “When you got it, flaunt it.” Braniff Airlines
7 of Wands – “We never stop working for you” – Verizon Wireless
8 of Wands – “When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.” Federal Express
9 of Wands – “The Citi never sleeps.” Citibank
10 of Wands – “I’d walk a mile for a Camel.” Camel cigarettes
Knight of Wands – “Put a tiger in your tank.” Exxon
And a homework thinker for readers….what card/s would you give this slogan:
“Before you make up your mind, open it.” – Irish Independent
Here’s wishing you a tarot-filled week.
Donnaleigh
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